Friday, September 18, 2009

Up 2 lbs from yesterday...WTF, over?!

Starting weight: 303 (August 7th, 2009)
Current weight: 294 (September 17th, 2009)
Goal weight: 150
Pounds to go: 144

So I am trying to be reasonable and not have a full-fledged meltdown. My boobs are screaming in pain, I had a cup of nonfat sugarless chocolate pudding last night and I have several zits the size of Mount Fuji on my face which can only mean that Aunt Flo (or Aunt Martha, as my friend Mandi likes to call it) will be here shortly. Probably over the weekend. So Next Friday I should be posting better results.

Alright. I am exhausted because I was up half the night reading about Italian courtesans and battling cramps and as of 7:15 this morning have only had about five hours sleep. I need to go take an open-mouth shower in coffee and have a bowl of midol for breakfast.

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