Sequined Sandals 75% off: $9.00
Peacoat from Target: $75
Vegetable Lagsagna and wedding cake: Free
Wine, beer, champagne at a wedding: Free
Chocolate martini’s at the bar afterwards: $18.00
Various shots: Someone paid for them
Tokyo Tea: Who the hell knows at this point
Getting a ride home from a random bridesmaid in a car that doesn’t belong to her and then have her bail out at a gas station halfway to your crappy hotel because the owner of the car is hitting on her and you just puked all over the backseat and window of his car, not to mention youself (and it’s only 8:00 pm on a Saturday): Priceless
Dumping Amazon and living a more deliberate life
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I wish I'd quit buying from Amazon for ethical reasons, but really it was
because the service turned to crap. However, it did become a whole lot
easier t...
1 month ago

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