Jessica Simpson's Blog 06/08/06

I was listening to some comedian...I dunno who...who said that Jessica Simpson has a blog. He said that if she started 'thinking' -meaning using that bleach-blonde globule three feet above her pear-shaped ass-to stop. I dunno. I didn't know she could read. If she could read then she'd know it was tuna fish and not chicken, right? Well, put mayonnaise in it and they both taste the same.

I think it's funny when people try to class up white-trash food by putting nuts and shit in it. Like Arby's. They put apples and pecans in their chicken salad. Whatever happened to the slices of pork ass smothered in the sperm of Chuck E. Cheese? The ones you could get like, ten for a quarter or something? That's good eatin'.

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!"-Lisa Simpson