Friday, January 16, 2009

I wanna sex you up! 04/24/08

I'm afigyrrrl (thats on yahoo, if anyone else wants to bug me), and my suitor is Mr.Bluedoor82Enjoy, friends.

[15:02] bluedoor82: want to have some fun
[15:09] afigyrrrl: WHAT
[15:09] bluedoor82: just bored and seeing who was all on
[15:10] bluedoor82: sorry if i bothered you
[15:10] afigyrrrl: ok
[15:10] bluedoor82: are you busy
[15:10] afigyrrrl: no
[15:11] bluedoor82: what are you doing to pass the time
[15:11] afigyrrrl: just sitting here touching myself thinking about the holocaust
[15:11] bluedoor82: thats a little wierd
[15:11] afigyrrrl: no its not
[15:11] afigyrrrl: its hot
[15:11] bluedoor82: do you have a cam
[15:12] afigyrrrl: no
[15:12] bluedoor82: how about a pic
[15:12] afigyrrrl: only of anne frank
[15:12] bluedoor82: i have a cam if your interested in sharing
[15:12] afigyrrrl: no
[15:12] bluedoor82: ok
[15:14] afigyrrrl: u got me really excited just now when you said 'ok
'[15:14] bluedoor82: stop pulling my leg
[15:16] afigyrrrl: im not even joking
[15:16] afigyrrrl: i want more
[15:16] bluedoor82: i want to see you
[15:16] afigyrrrl: you see me every day
[15:16] afigyrrrl: in they eyes of every child
[15:16] afigyrrrl: in the heart of every grandpa
[15:16] afigyrrrl: there i am
[15:17] bluedoor82: now your freaking me out
[15:17] afigyrrrl: no no
[15:17] afigyrrrl: im super duper turned on right now. to the MAX fresh toothpaste.
[15:17] afigyrrrl: seriously
[15:17] bluedoor82: well i need a pic
[15:17] afigyrrrl: im about to climax
[15:18] afigyrrrl: whoops just did
[15:19] afigyrrrl: hey since your name is blue door[
15:19] afigyrrrl: can i ring your doorbell
[15:19] afigyrrrl: and cum in?
[15:19] afigyrrrl: get it?
[15:19] afigyrrrl: CUM in??
[15:19] bluedoor82: sure
[15:20] afigyrrrl: thats f***ing hot i dig it
[15:20] afigyrrrl: ok ready
[15:20] afigyrrrl: ding dong
[15:21] bluedoor82: yep
[15:21] bluedoor82: i getting hard
[15:24] afigyrrrl: when i think about making out with my grandma i get hot
[15:28] afigyrrrl: oh boy oh boy
[15:28] afigyrrrl: im getting all damp through my old-timey bathing suit that looks like shorts and a tank top
[15:29] afigyrrrl: tonight im getting the hairs on my a**hole cornrowed, want me to send u a pic?[15:30] bluedoor82: yes
[15:30] afigyrrrl: ok
[15:30] afigyrrrl: its going to be amazing
[15:30] afigyrrrl: like a wedding cake
[15:31] afigyrrrl: or a sunset on the beach
[15:31] afigyrrrl: or a puppy barfing

He stopped responding after this. And these cornrowns are itchy.

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