Bugging you...is easy 'cause you're buggable! 10/10/08

How do you annoy me? Let me count the ways.

1. You truly look, sound, walk and dress like a man

2. You decide that 4:48 pm, when the day ends at 5:00 when we're shortstaffed and I have so much work on my desk I can't see the surface, is a great time to go on a cigarette break. Yes, on this day, oh co-worker, you still made it out at 5:00. Not I. 5:20 for me.

3. You come sniffing around my desk looking for gum, see that I have two pieces left, and take both of them. Without asking. You say you need two because you "have a big mouth".

4. Not to mention the eavesdropping, general laziness, obvious irritation when asked to do something you feel you shouldn't have to do, innapropriate comments you make to our male customers, and the way you verbally slam my husband, whom you've met twice, breifly, for no apparent reason other than maybe you're jealous that I'm married? It's quite vexing.